It would appear that RFID chips in a microwave make plasma, and plasma melts glass microwave turntables. While I understand the latter, I was not expecting the former. The impressive thing was it kicked off at about 2.5 seconds. I wonder if it would have been “safely” destroyed in a glass jar submerged in water, this being a bank card.
Hopefully I’ve never made claims that I’m notably smarter than anyone else.